I got welcomed to the neighborhood tonight, probably on account of who I was visiting. "We been through thick and thin together"... " He wouldn’t trick for nothing."

"Point this in his face then we'll see."

he only pointed it in my general direction, and it’s a good thing to. I already had to go to the bathroom as it was.

After a few minutes, though, I was trying to find the nicest, least confrontational way to say that I already have a family, but thank you for the offer.

I told him I had to go find my friend who is lost and scared someplace on drugs. He seemed to understand.