Selected notes from botany... and horticulture.

(the quotes are things that i hear... for real."

"A genius can reproduce with any genius."

"sometimes snakes even hide in plants."

"It is possible to fertilize a mum with a dandelion."

Notes on anecdote to help illustrate how leaves get their tiny burn marks...
horticulturists don’t need to use the word refraction when talking about burning shit with a magnifying glass.

(Was it refraction?)

"Pesticides are very sensitive to fish and birds."

Factors for seed germination: moisture air light and temperature. MALT

"Horticulture hasn't changed since high school."

"...Sexually"

"Only 2% of those surveyed knew that air was involved in photosynthesis. On that basis, they secured a grant for 1.5 million in order to better explain."

Unicorns help scatter seeds.

"The pollen grains will never fertilize from angiosperms to gymnosperms... never."

"Similar succulent problem."

Underplants.

"The flowering plant of an eggplant will never fertilize the ovule of a tomato.... never"

Avicide: kills birds.

"That is so dermal."

"...Sexually."