Actually i am a happy tramp.

lets revisit dualities. there is no exclusive opposing entity to any other... every single object and idea draws its individuality from opposition to all the others at once. i am a happy tramp because i am not everything else.
i am not yogurt
i am not gold
i am not a pay stub
i am not a girl
i am not big
i am not a color
i am especially not the color green
i am not impending disaster
i am not a safe bet
i am not a pessimist
i am not a door knob
i am not any of your clothes
i am not a park in a city
i am not a building in the country
i am not not or am
... and i guess where i am going with this is, ambiguity is the cornerstone of steadfast reality and nomenclature. what i say goes because what i dont say is defined only by deductive elimination. can you read minds? i know a dog that is better dressed than i am and she thinks a lot without saying much. this is important.